Found a script on the sidewalk. Walked it to their house up the road. Most grateful old lady (don’t worry it wasn’t the good stuff).

And then I walked past td and the machine was beeping because someone left their visa. Took it inside instead of stealing all their $.

I’m on fire with the good deeds!



freemasonic-yowl:

dmdown:

i-do-not-fangirl-i-fanwoman:

Or going to work sick because taking a day off means rent doesn’t get paid.

The absolute truth. Both of these statements

The Texas hospital that admits it mistakenly sent home a man with Ebola has a spotty emergency room record, with waits well above the national and state averages, according to federal data.


acaseofyoudarling:

My life strategy, pretty much.

acaseofyoudarling:

My life strategy, pretty much.



awwww-cute:

Our puppy Beowulf got tired of waiting at the vet and fell asleep on the counter

awwww-cute:

Our puppy Beowulf got tired of waiting at the vet and fell asleep on the counter



outofmymind-justintime:

princess-hijabi:

#muslimapologies

Trueeee

outofmymind-justintime:

princess-hijabi:

#muslimapologies

Trueeee



Lol pink eye



If one more person gets engaged I am going to lose my shit.



The level of poof I will put on to cheer up a friend…

The level of poof I will put on to cheer up a friend…



(Source: pleatedjeans)



heyfunniest:

For real tho.

heyfunniest:

For real tho.