Found a script on the sidewalk. Walked it to their house up the road. Most grateful old lady (don’t worry it wasn’t the good stuff).
And then I walked past td and the machine was beeping because someone left their visa. Took it inside instead of stealing all their $.
I’m on fire with the good deeds!
Or going to work sick because taking a day off means rent doesn’t get paid.
The absolute truth. Both of these statements
My life strategy, pretty much.
Our puppy Beowulf got tired of waiting at the vet and fell asleep on the counter
Lol pink eye
If one more person gets engaged I am going to lose my shit.
For real tho.